Kash koi “Exam Result”

Kash koi “Exam Result” ka Insurance kara deta,
Toh har Exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna Insurance claim karva lete!

Aaj K Frnds

Aaj K Frnds "I Tell U",
Kitne Busy What To Do.

Koi Mujhe Bole "I Miss U",
Koi Mujhe Bole No Time 4u.

Kash Koi Mujhse Kahe,
Oh My Dost "I Am Just 4u"

Main Jeet K Haara

To Kis Mor Pe Aa K,
Toota Tera Sahara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Nishan Tak Na Rha Meri Chahton Ka
Mujhe Taqdeer Ne Mara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Jab Na Rahi Dil Mein Koi Pyar Ki Hasrat
Mujhe Tum Ne Pukara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Umar Bhar Doobte Rahy Hum Gham K Sumandr Mein
Ab K Mila Kinara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Guzri Hai Umar Sari Yun Awara Gardi Mein
Tu Ne Zindgi Ko Sanwara To Kis Mor Pe Aa k

hUSBAND SEY

3 Womens
Topic: Husbands Sy Kaam Karwana

American: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Khana Tum Pakao Gaye
2nd Din Us Ne Kuch Na Kiya
3rd Din Usney Rost Bana Liya

German: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Ghar Ki Safai Tum Karo Gaye
2nd Din Wo Chup Raha
3rd Din Poora Ghar Saaf Tha

Indian: Main Ne Un Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Kapray Tum Wash Karo Gaye, Apney Sab Kaam Khud Karo Gaye
Aglay Din Mujhy Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
2nd Din Bi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
3rd Din Aankh Ki Soojan Kuch Utri To Kuch Nazar Aaya

These Keywords on Google:

A Guy Searching,

These Keywords on Google:

"How to Tackle A Wife.."









Google Search Result:

"Good Morning, Sir..!

Even We are Searching.." =D =P

urgently need

Plz pass this sms to all friends

I m “david”

Blood group A+

urgently need

2 bottles of….

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MIRINDA

with

1 large Pizza

thanx

College

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

parking space for me

A man was driving down street & he had a very important meeting & couldn’t find parking.

Looking up towards the heaven, he said, ‘Lord, have pity on me. If you find a parking space for me, I’ll go to church every sunday for the rest of my life & give up drinking.’

Miraclously, a parking space appeared.

Man looked up again & said, ‘Never mind, i found one.’

Height of cHiLL

Height of cHiLL:

Theif 1: lets count the money we have stolen today!

Theif 2: I’m so tired,

We’ll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow

Quite Dificult 2 Pick

It’s Easier 2 Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 50 Kg Wen u r in Romantic Mood But It’s Quite Dificult 2 Pick Up A “Bori Of Atta” Of Weight 20 Kg Wen Mother orders;-